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Headphone Lumps and Sub​-​Woozles

by Radio Baby

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I’ve been putting my money in reincarnation Dad says I’m a quitter with too much optimism And my generation lacks innovation But name one tr*nny who runs a corporation All my friends have bug-out bags and Twitter And they’re fucking mad And everyone won’t stop talking about the end of the world They’re running out of the pills that make me a girl I’ve been putting my money in reincarnation Mom says the family missed me at Thanksgiving Everyone keeps asking about the operation But name one tr*nny who can afford a vacation They won’t stop talking about the end of the world When we’re almost out of the pills that make me a girl All my friends have escape plans and podcasts And they’re very sad And everyone won’t stop talking about the end of the world They’re running out of the pills that make me a girl The boomers are giving the apocalypse a whirl I’m almost out of the pills that make me a girl
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Tasty 02:00
I don’t want these cops on my street, fuck that Don’t go snitching 9-1-1 is a leading cause of death in men In their late-twenties We’re dying of smoke lung and starvation Something out there sure smells like bacon I hear they set fire to the police station Something out there sure smells like bacon I don’t want these cops on my street, fuck that It’s a hundred degrees We’re dying of heat and dehydration Something out there sure smells like bacon I hear they set fire to the police station Something out there sure smells like bacon We’re dying to feed these corporations Something out there sure smells like bacon We’re all tasty meat under our skin Something out there sure smells like bacon Just a bunch of pigs roasting in an oven Something out there sure smells like bacon
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(Instrumental)
4.
I saw my father’s capacity for violence From a distance When he beat our dogs and choked my brother And punched holes in the walls and doors Now he drinks wine and hugs us and cries At Christmas Between complaints about the Democrats And how one ever really talks anymore I was daddy’s favorite But I was never his little girl I saw my own capacity for violence When I used it To hurt myself ‘cause it felt so good To feel control of something just for once I was daddy’s pride and joy But I was never his little girl Father, we both have sinned But my salvation is not your dominion ‘Cause goddamn, I too have sinned But I didn’t ask your damn opinion I saw my father’s capacity for violence From a distance ‘Cause I didn’t speak up even once But somehow I wish I could have Somehow I wish I could have I was daddy’s first-born son But I was never his little girl Father, we both have sinned But my salvation is not your dominion ‘Cause goddamn, I too have sinned But I didn’t ask your damn opinion Never asked your damn opinion I may have been your favorite But I was never your little girl
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Jawbreakers 02:43
I survived on apple juice and trail mix And estrogel and politics And boxes of Mac and Cheese for Christmas From the friends who thought I was wasting away I’m skin and bone and I'll sell cheap It’s nice to finally meet Have you had enough to eat I was counting the ribs through my skin And the hairs on my chin And saving money I got for Christmas From the family who were a hundred miles away I’m skin and bone and I’ll sell cheap I’m losing feeling in my feet Have you had enough to eat I’m skin and bone and I’ll sell cheap All my dreams are broken teeth Have you had enough to eat I taste like desperation and meat Have you had enough to eat
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Let me clarify the attempt A claim upon my skin, nothing less A deed written on my palm, don’t forget Psalm 23, and yet embrace the inevitable Shadow of death Despite my apostasy What need have we apologies Or the skin left on our knees Or the skin left on our knees Let me clarify the attempt My first expression of consent, nothing less Intention written on my palm, don’t forget Psalm 90, and yet embrace the inevitable Silence of death Even the apostles did flee What need have we apologies Or the skin left on our knees Or the skin left on our knees
7.
I used Tumblr to find porn Ladies with dick and tits ’Til the government took My non-male presenting nips Craigslist was my Grindr Where’s my T4T cum slut Who’s gonna fuck my tight butt Fuck no, I don’t like the fucking government And the government sure don’t like me I don’t wanna see one fucking idiot in congress Who hasn’t sold their fat ass on the street ’Til their heels bleed for enough to eat Or something else that’s worthwhile Fit your ego in a tube top Hide your condoms from all the fucking rapist cops Or something else that’s worthwhile A quarter of all trans Women have worked in the sex trade And I just wanna get laid Fuck no, I don’t like the fucking government And the government sure don’t like me I don’t wanna see one fucking idiot in congress Who hasn’t sold their fat ass on the street ’Til their heels bleed for enough to eat Or something else that’s worthwhile Fit your ego in a tube top Hide your condoms from all the fucking rapist cops Or something else that’s worthwhile
8.
I’m sorry I fell in love and lied But if you want honesty I can barely look you in the eye I’m scared of being a creep But I’m more scared you wouldn’t mind You checked your phone And cried in my bathroom While you waited for me to piss I truly hope you’re happy Not everyone is I’m sorry I fell in love and lied But if you want honesty I can barely look you in the eye I’m scared of touching your skin But I’m more scared of you touching mine I wanted to live in sin I thought I made myself someone else I’m still who I’ve been I truly hope you’re happy Not everyone is If you weren’t drunk Maybe if I was someone better All I got, in the end Is the smell of you in my sweater
9.
I learned to masturbate to a computer screen Before I learned to kiss with tongue at seventeen Hiding in my hoodie despite the heat I was starving myself on field trips to buy CDs So horny and ugly I could fucking scream Humping pillows, staying lean God bless puberty and God bless the American Dream God bless the children And God bless the home team God bless puberty and God bless the American Dream I learned to masturbate to a computer screen Before I learned to use condoms at seventeen The boys will lie about the tits they never squeezed I’m so sick of myself I can’t even fucking eat Adderall’s in the halls, but that shit ain’t my speed Running from cops, smoking the seeds God bless puberty and God bless the American Dream God bless the children And God bless the home team God bless the drug dealers Who party with teens God bless puberty and God bless the American Dream
10.
Do you think I’m pretty Could you try I feel so shitty In this city, I wanna die sometimes This skin is wasted on me And I’m sorry You can have my body ‘cause I don’t want it You can touch it and I won’t feel a thing I’m so good at dissociating It’ll feel like a dream Do you think I’m pretty Could you try, or just please lie maybe These things are wasted on me And I’m sorry You can have my body ‘cause I don’t want it You can touch it and I won’t feel a thing I’m so good at dissociating It’ll feel like a dream I won’t even scream
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(Instrumental)
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I’m scared of the internet There’s a new word for adrenaline My co-workers are bringing pamphlets to work They say vaccines shrinks your nuts Cigarette smoke in their lungs The kids don’t have no goddamn healthcare Why the fuck should they care We keep paying billionaires Why the fuck should they care I’m scared of the internet Kiwi wants me lynched, Grindr wants my dick There’s a Civl War in the name Of Jesus Christ and men’s rights These sweaty crackers want a fight The kids don’t have no goddamn healthcare Why the fuck should they care Mom said the world isn’t fair Why the fuck should I care Elon’s breaking windows He’s declaring Martian Law
13.
I crush hard in a fast car Despite the quarters in my misgender jar From my drunk friends, the apartment shakes Touch me and I’ll dissociate Ladies on my left Bros on my right I’m a freak and swimming in vodka sprite I crush hard in a fast car Despite you ignoring me at the bar With your drunk friends, they all know I still let your hand sneak in my clothes Ladies on my left Bros on my right I’m naked and swimming in vodka sprite We were packed like sardines We drank like fish It kept us together, but kept us apart I get so nostalgic for the year that broke my heart
14.
We all go to heaven Both sinners and saints They’re building us factories in outer space We all go to heaven Then to the grave They’re building us factories in outer space We all go to heaven Both sinners and saints They’re building us factories in outer space When we go to heaven Will we leave a trace They’re building us factories in outer space

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released November 18, 2022

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